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The debate whether there is or is not a god has gone on for centuries and will continue to go on until I'm dead and gone. So I decided it would be easier to debate a simpler topic about religion. In many pictures and artist's depictions God has a full beard and mustache, but why? In ancient times having a beard and mustache meant you were wise, but as time has gone facial hair has diminished. By the time of America's birth almost none of the founding fathers had facial hair. As time has progressed into the 20Th century only the people who are depicted as evil such as Hitler, Stalin, Castro, Charlie Chaplin, Kevin Garnet, "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, and Alex Trabek have had facial hair. So does this mean that god would've shaved as time has gone on and if so what kind of razor did he use. Some people are going to think that God could be a women... I don't think so. First of all the world sucks too much and second of all women have been treated like crap for years and generally have less natural ability. So does he have a mustache?